MILNET Opinion
  The 300:  History That the Iranians Can't Handle



Normally, we ignore flaps over movies...after all, they are just that, movies.  Hollywood either at its best or worst. However, when Hollywood finds itself in the middle of an international political flap that is not the usual furor over religion, then we at MILNET get interested.

Case in point, the comic book inspired film, The 300.  Derived from Frank Miller's most excellent comic book, it tells a rather pointed and historically corrrect story about the Spartan 300's stand against hordes of Persians -- a stand that could have been the undoing of the Golden Days of Greece but for the King of Sparta and his loyal retainers.

In the movie, a politician of the time says to King Leonidas, "The law says you cannot take an Army to meet the Persians." 

Leonidas replies, "I leave the Spartan Army here to guard Sparta.  These are but my personal bodyguard, these 300.  I thought I would go for a stroll and I, of course, will take my retainers." 

"Where will you go?" asks the politician, slow on the draw. 

"Why I think North" (where the Persians are landing).  "Want to try to stop me" and Leonidas gestures to his VERY BUFF crew of 300. 

"I see there is nothing I can do," replies the Politician 

"No", says the King, and in few words and a force of 300, he has put the Politician in his place.

Of course, I am paraphrasing the movie, but this is pretty close to the exchange.

It's a great moment in the movie and it shows a character we all like to admire, a man of action not putting up with the B.S put forth by petty and false politicians.  And later we find out, of course, that the politician in question is literally being paid in the coin of Xerses, the supposed God of the Persians.

Fiction?  Sort of .  The comic book is based upon history lessons laid down long before there was a Democratic party or Socialist Left Wing nutcases in Europe who are intent to rewrite history to meet their own fantasies  -- their propaganda to convince us that their version of warped history is accurate.  Like their bad science or in the case of Arab dissimulation, they want us to believe that Xerses was a humanitarian and only out to unite the world and for the good of that world in his quest to conquer it. Not just a portion, but ALL of it the world that existed at the time.

Of course,  we don't have actual dialog written down anywhere to work from -- well at least not in the movie's kind of detail.  And Greek story telling tends to be like the Jewish Bible and the Muslim Quran -- more like parables than a screenplay.    The Persians? That's modern day Iran, America.  They are truly incessed. 

MILNET's comment on the "insult" delivered to the Iranians?  "Get a grip, it's the truth, and you are no better today, so quit whining!"

Trying today to rewrite history to make Xerses look like some heroic figure in Persian history, is like saying Hitler was a good thing for Germany.  Or Kenghis Khan demonstrated some sort of civilized behavior in relation to any of his opponents.  

"The 300" tells history as written in many texts revered or established as valid historical texts long before the left or the Arab World began rewriting history to meet their propaganda needs.  You know the drivial.  Columbus was a Rapist or the founders of our country were not Christians, that kind of thingl.

Yes"300" it is a bloody movie along the lines of what you might expect from Rodriquez or Terrantino, sure.  But you know, there is something heroric in 300 Spartans facing tens of thousands of the Persian hordes and the carnage pays homage to their courage.

Let's see Nancy Pelosi or Chirac in France demonstrate that kind of courage and attention to duty.  Let's see ANY leader in the modern world who had both the gallant followers and who stands for justice, morality and courage as Leonidas of the Spartans.  Xerses was wrong (in the movie anyway) when he said Leonidas and his few men would never appear in history.  To the contrary, they are well remembered...Thank YOU! Frank Miller (the original comic book writer who brought us this wonderful and historically accurate story) for showing us a REAL super-hero out of our past.  Superman, Spidey and Batman don't stand up to the likes of King Leonidas.

And taking this further, the only hero you might imagine the Arabs can point to in modern history would be Anwar Sadat, but then, the Arabs killed him for recognizing Israel's right to exist.  And the Palestinians?  Arafat!  And that, my friends is perhaps indicative of the Arab culture entirely. Calling Arafat a hero and a freedom fighter fighting Israeli repression and occupation ignores the darkest secret of Arab existence...they hate the Palestinians as a people even more than the Israelis.  Why do you think there is this agnst about keeping them within the confines of Israel?  The Palestinians were rejected by ALL of Israel's neighbors.  The sentiment oft heard in that part of the world is "No one wants them, let the Jews deal with 'em".  Truly heroic, yes?



Sources:
  1. U.S. Action Film Insulting To Iran, A.P., Yahoo News (UK), 03/14/2007


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